CEILING CAT'S 10 COMMANDMENTS

1. I IS CEILING CAT
2. CEILING CAT COMS 1ST
3. DON' LISSEN TO BASEMENT CAT
4. DON' USE MY NAME TO DO EVELL
5. REMEMBER CATERDAY AND KEEP IT LAZY
6. DRIVE UR HOOMAN AZ CRAZY AZ POSSIBIL
7. DON' KILL. UNLESS HOOMAN MAKES YOU DRESS UP
8. DON' CHEAT N HUK UP WIT CRAZY KITTEH DOWN THE STREET
9. DON' LAI. UNLESS U HAS TO
10. DON' STEEL. JUS TAKE STUFF AN PUT IT BACK B4 THEY KNO